Dad: How's work? Any more promotions coming up?
Me: Not yet... But I might move to Chicago next year.
Dad: What? Are they tripling your pay or something.
Me: No. Not quite.
Dad: (serious face) You. are. not. moving to Chicago
Me: (extending my hand)Hello, I don't think we've met. I'm a grown up.
Dad: (shaking my hand... Serious face... Silence)